Ever wonder why we're here?

higgzorz:

smalltittyanime:

higgzorz:

can you illegally download cummies

cummies… hacked

daddy’s in

Top 3 Most Confused Creatures

kingmunsterxvii:

  1. Babies all the time
  2. Dogs when you don’t want to play???
  3. Little Mac players when you stand at the ledge and shield

threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.

Rooster Teeth Productions Facility Tour. [x]

spoopybeast:

pumpkinspicelattit:

jellyfish-goddess:

pumpkinspicelattit:

garnet is black

amethyst is not white

steven is mixed

pearl is white yall can have her

actually no pearl is east Asian seeing as the majority of her outfits are based on east Asian culture. literally none of the gems are white.

none of them are white

racists can cry and send me their tears

I have an inkling that Rose Quartz was Latin@

valentiinawolf:

Relationship goals

valentiinawolf:

Relationship goals

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

tezukarin:

just found out that lucina’s dad is in fact for sale
Okay but your ot3 going through a haunted house

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

- who’s in the front, who’s in the middle, and who’s in the back
- who acts like it’s not going to be a big deal but actually screams at the top of their lungs when someone in the group’s hand brushes their arm
- who’s scared about going in but they’re the only one who keeps their cool
- who keeps narrating their adventure in a deep voice as they wander through the haunted house
- and, of course, who loses their shoe as they run out of the attraction

yuki-menoko:

beanseller:

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thespookymousebot:

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

thespookymousebot:

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit